Writer, Actor & Creator of Fun!
Trust me, Abraham Lincoln was not a vampire hunter.

Trust me, Abraham Lincoln was no vampire hunter.

 

Reviews For…

You’re A Vampire: That Sucks!

You’re a Vampire: That Sucks! is prescribed for treatment of moderate to severe cases of nosferatu ennui. Side effects include laughter and prolonged snickering. Warning: reading Domenick Dicce may become habit-forming.”

E.E. Knight, author of the Vampire Earth series

“Finally, a guide for the living undead! Count Dicce’s delightful book helps the novice vampire deal with everything from finding a suitable job to recipe tips for creatively satisfying your insatiable blood lust. A fun, informative guide that I know I’ll be relying on.”

Andrew Mayne, author of Angel Killer

“A must-read for the recently dead, which walks the reader through the first and awkward years of vampirism. This Transylvanian romp will have you giggling as it guides you through finding a decent meal, making fang-toothed friends, and avoiding wooden-stake-wielding psychopaths.”

Taylor Bayouth, author of How to Steal the Mona Lisa

 

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